Transformers
This may come as a huge bombshell, but the following Transformers movie post doesn’t contain any pictures of dung. That’s right, no shit.
I can hardly believe it either and I’m going to hate myself for saying this, but: I actually quite enjoyed watching Transformers. *blush*
To sum it up, Tranformers is a totally ridiculous film. There are plot holes a mile wide, there’s obligatory Hollywood cheese and you basically need the mental agility of a cauliflower to watch it. The amount of blatant product placement also rivals the last James Bond flick. For me, the first two thirds of the film worked far better than the final ‘act’.
But… that said, it’s really good fun to watch. Just leave your brain by the ticket machine and pick it up again on the way out. The CGI effects are top notch, there’s quite a few funny moments and it of course helps that Megan Fox is schmokin’ hot.
Surely that’s the essence of a good summer blockbuster then?
8/10.
Speaking of Megan Fox, I couldn’t help but Google her (not that I was looking for nudie pictures or anything)… what on Earth is with the fookin’ awful tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on her arm? I’m quite heartbroken. She’s not quite so schmokin’ hot now, eh. :-(
August 2nd, 2007 at 10:07 am
Think of it this way, it would be mighty fun finding out is she had any less visible tattoos else where!!!
Film Raaaaawked, but yeah definitely no brain required.
Also right near the end there is a scene when the soldier guy gets on a motorbike to go after the helicopter robot. The robot is about ten feet in front of him but it takes him like three minutes to get there, what the hell kind of route did he take?
May 27th, 2008 at 11:15 am
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