Spider-Man 3

Spider-Man 3 

I really can’t describe just how *bad* Spider-Man 3 is.  Seriously, it’s pretty dire. 

So I won’t even try and put into words just how poor it is.  Instead, crank up the sound, as… “We’re gonna need a montage! Montage… oooh, it takes a montage…”

 

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  1. That’s a FUNNY movie review.

    Another reason why I’m not shelling out the cash for the movie theater and I just ordered the Spiderman 3 DVD for rent from Blockbuster Online today.

  2. That’s gotta be your best review yet. Brilliant, funny and spot on as always. I love it.

    Wish I’d thought of it rather than writing all those apparently pointless words about it.

    meh!

  3. Cheers Andrew (and essistme).

    I liked your review matey, you put it into words far better than I ever could. So nothing pointless about it at all.

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