Shooter
Gary with his dodgy beard from Team America and Marky Mark Wahlberg in Shooter. Separated at birth?
The basic plot is that Bob Lee Swagger loves his country. He is a bit of a dick though and has flashbacks about his past at most inappropriate moments. Sarah however is right pussy who is still grieving for her fiance who was killed by terrorists in Durkadurkastan. The bad guy, Colonel Johnson Il, is a huge asshole as he likes to kill lots of people. Fortunately, dicks like to fuc… errr wait a cotton pickin’ minute, this sounds remarkably like another film..?
Ok, so it’s got a few movie cliches in. It’s got an awful lot of guns in too (where exactly does he get them all from?). But it’s still a reasonably enjoyable gory action flick. Even if I could barely understand anything Danny Glover said.
7/10.
