Oooh, long time no blog. Whoops.
Anyway, I watched Shoot ‘Em Up earlier this week. Whilst we were hanging around after the film had finished, another film-goer walked by and commented: “that was fookin’ terrible”.
That’s right, they called it “Fookin’ terrible”.
Well that pretty much sums it up for me too – which leaves me with a bit of a problem. You see, calling something “Fookin’ terrible” isn’t going to be considered an in-depth review by anyone.
So with my opinion tainted, what I need is an unbiased, honest review of Shoot ‘Em Up. In fact, we need a machine to deliver the facts, and not let emotions get in the way of in-depth movie reviewing.
So without further ado, please step forward “Bertha”…
Ah, well that was worth it then.