Sep
23
2007
Shoot ‘Em Up
Posted in Films
Oooh, long time no blog. Whoops.
Anyway, I watched Shoot ‘Em Up earlier this week. Whilst we were hanging around after the film had finished, another film-goer walked by and commented: “that was fookin’ terrible”.
That’s right, they called it “Fookin’ terrible”.
Well that pretty much sums it up for me too - which leaves me with a bit of a problem. You see, calling something “Fookin’ terrible” isn’t going to be considered an in-depth review by anyone.
So with my opinion tainted, what I need is an unbiased, honest review of Shoot ‘Em Up. In fact, we need a machine to deliver the facts, and not let emotions get in the way of in-depth movie reviewing.
So without further ado, please step forward “Bertha”…
Ah, well that was worth it then.
September 23rd, 2007 at 10:37 am
V Funny….but it wasn’t that bad, was it?? Surely the gratious boob shoots had something going for it!!
Excellent animation by the way & soooo good to hear the Bertha theme tune again….Can we have TOM next time too??
September 23rd, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Thanks dude! Well true, it wasn’t as bad as Spider Man 3. But it was certainly one of the most brainless films ever!
Tom was the little robot, right? I forgot all about him. Oooh, what a missed opportunity! Doh!
September 24th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Ha ha, classic review and such great animation too. It was indeed a terrible film but it raised a smile so I can’t say it was all bad. I have to admit I was expecting it to be a bit less brain dead and cheesy and was amazed at the cast such a poor script managed to attract.
Nice picture of monica by the way, pity she can’t act for toffee.
September 30th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
hahaha! You’ll do!! Very funny. I am funnier though.
September 30th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
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February 17th, 2008 at 6:37 am
this film is very good
February 17th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Obviously I’ll have to disagree with you there! I thought it was appalling.