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Rubber Trousers

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Ok, Underworld Evolution then. It’s a better film than the first (not hard), but if you ask me who Viktor, Marcus, William and Michael are - I ain’t got a scooby. The effects at the start are jerkily dodgy too. Hmmm… 6/10 (five of which are because of the rubber troosers).

Note to self:
If there’s an Underworld 3, try to concentrate on the plot next time, rather than spending the whole film looking for a bit of Beckinsale camel toe.


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