Ahoy there ye scurvy ridd’n bunch-o-landlubbers! Arrrg.
Oi’ve a feelin’ in me bones that you’ll be wantin’ to watch the new Poirates film. Arrrg.
Aye. Ye probly won’t be understandin’ ‘arrrrrf o what’s happenin’ ‘arrrf the toime, but ye shall not be wantin’ to walk the plank when you weigh ancharrrrr at World’s End. Arrrg.
8.5 out of 10 pieces o’ eight m’hearties. Arrrg.
I waiting a week for that!!! Ha ha only kidding, very amusing though not exactly a review of the standard your fans have become used to, you spoil us that’s the problem.
Aye, I gots a bit bored of writin’ like a poirate y’see Andrew laaaad so the review is shorter than the plank on me dinghy. Arrrg.