Next
Cris Johnson (Nicolas Cage) has visions that enable him to see two minutes into the future. He’s managed to keep his special power pretty hush hush all these years and happily plods through life cheating in casinos to make ends meet.
Just two minutes into the future? Pah. That’s rubbish. If you read on and haven’t seen this film already, you’ll be able to see 100 minutes into the future…
Hold on, it’s happening. I feel a vision coming…
I see… you standing in the queue to buy a ticket for a film called Next. I see… a crap plot. I see… “only in the movies” moments. I see… bad CGI effects. I see… a really dire ending.
There we go, 100 minutes. Hold on, the vision is changing. Now I see… you watching something else.
4/10.
(it would’ve been 3 out of ten, but I’d like to give Jessica Biel one too)
