All the way through this movie, I couldn’t help but think that:

1. Tom Cruise runs like Forrest Gump.
2. Phillip Seymour Hoffman looks a tad like Boris Johnson if you squint.
3. Tom’s onscreen wife looks scarily like Katie Holmes.
4. Laurence Fishburne appears to have eaten the Matrix.

That aside…! On the whole, it’s quite an enjoyable film really. The action is quite cool (albeit unbelievable) and it twists and turns quite nicely. Downside is, there are also a few arse clenchingly cheesy moments dotted throughout. Oh, perrr-lease. Spare me.

7.5/10.

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