http://blog.alism.com/just-call-me-rudolph-valentino/ Movie reviews and general geekiness Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:12:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://blog.alism.com/just-call-me-rudolph-valentino/comment-page-1/#comment-50 Andrew Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:05:55 +0000 http://blog.alism.com/just-call-me-rudolph-valentino/#comment-50 Dude, that's worse than anything I've ever done...and I've done some real stinkers in my time. I am trying really hard to think of something to suggest that will get you back in her good books but I am coming up blank right now. I suppose you could try a misinformation campaign. Tell the people in your office that when you went to use the fax machine there was something sticky and horrible on the side of it. They will then tell other people and eventually it will get back to the honey...er though how that helps exactly I am not sure. You could always try passing the buck to her. If you see her again say hello and offer to shake her hand and make a joke about hopeing she doesn't have sweaty palms this time. She'll get all indignant and say it wasn't her at which point you act all surprised that it could be you and that you can't think what it could have been...but that you just came from the kitchen so maybe your hands were still wet from washing up. Apologise but laugh it off, joke about only having been there a while and now you will end up with a reputation for having sweaty palms. Ask if you can start again, show her your hands to prove they are find, laughing as you do, and then offer to shake hands once more. Hopefully she will see the joke and not think you were a dirty perv cranking one out in the fax room!!! Dude, that’s worse than anything I’ve ever done…and I’ve done some real stinkers in my time. I am trying really hard to think of something to suggest that will get you back in her good books but I am coming up blank right now. I suppose you could try a misinformation campaign. Tell the people in your office that when you went to use the fax machine there was something sticky and horrible on the side of it. They will then tell other people and eventually it will get back to the honey…er though how that helps exactly I am not sure. You could always try passing the buck to her. If you see her again say hello and offer to shake her hand and make a joke about hopeing she doesn’t have sweaty palms this time. She’ll get all indignant and say it wasn’t her at which point you act all surprised that it could be you and that you can’t think what it could have been…but that you just came from the kitchen so maybe your hands were still wet from washing up. Apologise but laugh it off, joke about only having been there a while and now you will end up with a reputation for having sweaty palms. Ask if you can start again, show her your hands to prove they are find, laughing as you do, and then offer to shake hands once more. Hopefully she will see the joke and not think you were a dirty perv cranking one out in the fax room!!!

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