Jumper
When David Rice falls through some ice on a frozen river and almost drowns, he suddenly finds that he’s got an amazing ability to teleport himself out of dangerous situations. After getting to grips with and polishing his new found power, he soon starts robbing banks and leading a life of luxury. Bizarre really - any normal guy would’ve just teleported straight into the Playboy mansion, but Jumper just isn’t that kinda film.
Anyway, all is hunky dory until the Paladins turn up - a thousand year old organisation who are trying to kill the world’s population of Jumpers. Why? Because “only God should have this power”. You know, thou shalt not teleport - quite a well rounded case for genocide really.
…and that’s about as complicated as it gets. Cue 90 minutes of CGI, world sightseeing, wooden acting from Hayden Christensen and a, errr, snatch, of Rachel Bilson eye-candy. Good mornin’.
6.5/10
February 26th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Did I miss something here?? Trust me I would have noticed if Rachel Bilsons snatch was on display!!
She may have been wearing just her undies, but I don’t recall her even going topless, let alone showing her snatc……er, hang on, wait a minute…I think I might have mis-read what you wrote!! Me bad…. ;-)
Then again she definatley is eye candy & if she has bared all for the cameras, you can be sure I’ll find it & compile it on a nice DVD for your enjoyment!! ;-)
February 26th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Haha! *high five*
Oh yes… about that DVD… ;-)
February 26th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
You may joke……I’ll see you later!!
Anyway, just found this in reference to my comment above:
Rachel Bilson has vowed that she will never flash her knickers to the paparazzi.
The OC actress said that she has experienced intrusive photographers but claimed she would never forget her underwear or deliberately court such attention.
She is quoted as saying: “I’ve seen what the paparazzi can do to someone if she’s careless about how she gets out of a car and if she forgot her underwear.
“Fortunately, I’m not one to forget about underwear. Ever. I’ve had these guys trying to get these shots, crotch shots, I guess, and you think, ‘You’ve got to be kidding. This is the ultimate down and dirty ambush.’
“But it’s something you can pretty easily protect yourself from. If that’s being a celebrity, then I’m not one.
“I like my privacy, I like having quality time with my dog. I grew up in Los Angeles, my family is in the business, and it’s easy enough to avoid the obvious places where you’ll run the gauntlet.”
Bilson recently revealed she would never appear naked onscreen because she believes she can be “sexy” without stripping off.
BAH HUMBUG!!!!!
February 26th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
“Dirty ambush”, eh. Ahem.
Anyway, they all say that sort of thing. When the acting work dries up, off come the undercrackers to get back into the gossip mags. That’s showbiz!