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Die Hard 4.0

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Bruce Willis looking like a tortoise 

Is it just my imagination or is Bruce Willis starting to look more and more like a tortoise these days? 

Anyhoo, I saw Die Hard 4.0 the other day and I’ll have to say - I rather enjoyed it.  It was easily the best action film I’ve seen for a long while.

It did make me wonder though how they teach students on computer science courses in California.  I mean, Hollywood computer geeks just seem to be in a totally different class to the rest us.  I can only imagine that their weekly lesson plan goes a little like this:

Monday: Winzip for Beginners.
Tuesday: PC maintenance - mouse ball cleaning.
Wednesday: P.E.
Thursday: Introduction to F-35 missile firing codes.
Friday: Using DOS to shut down a national power station.

All I learnt at college was how to make a birthday reminder program using COBOL and how to market a new perfume called “Lleb D’n?”.  Tcha.  I mean, how is that going to help me in my evil World domination master plan?

8/10


2 Responses to “Die Hard 4.0”

  1. Andrew Says:

    I bet Bambry’s tank database doesn’t seem so foolish now huh!

  2. C Says:

    I wonder whatever happened to him…?

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