Hobnobbled! The McVitie’s Hobnobs Flapjacks Scam

I love chocolate Hobnobs. The biscuits I mean. Yom yom. So when I saw some McVitie’s Hobnobs Flapjacks in Tesco the other day, I was irresistably drawn to them like a moth to a flame.

Exhibit A: McVitie's Hobnobs Flapjacks

Exhibit B: Yep, definitely 5

All that delicious hobnobbiness expertly combined into a flapjack. What right minded hobnobber wouldn’t be tempted by that?

Just look at the size of that packet. Huge isn’t it? And that does say "5" flapjacks doesn’t it?

Five? Bloomin’ heck - each of those bad boys must be BIG and tasty then.

Right? Right? Well that’s exhibits A & B.

Now let’s open this packet up and look at some more evidence…

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Unintelligent life briefed on unintelligent life?

When you look up at the night sky, what do you see?

Just a distant bunch of tiny twinkling lights or a mind bogglingly enormous, sprawling universe that’s possibly teeming with life?

Perhaps we’ll soon know…?

The Eurovision Party Pack!

So who’s going to a Eurovision party tomorrow night?  What?  Just me?  Oh.

Well, should you want to get into the spirit of things, here’s some handy decorations and games to help the evening along!

• The 43 Eurovision Flags (courtesy of Wikipedia).
• Scorecards, Eurovision games, cocktails and food.
• Terry Wogan mask.

Sorted.  Anyone got any other must-have stuff?

[update] …another decoration for you… [/update]

Bag o’ Crap 2: Bag o’ Crappier

The other day, I bought a Bag o’ Crap from BigPockets…

…and basically received a load of old tut.

So I’m not quite sure what possessed me to order another…

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Island of Lesbos *titter*

Is it the 1st of April again? Is my calendar wrong?

Are the locals on the island of Lesbos really upset?

Breaking News: Residents of Phuket also unhappy…

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