I almost hate watching the news sometimes. They always lead with some story like a war/murder/natural disaster/terrorist attack etc. You know, something bad. Bad means viewers, right?
Ok, so why not present bad news in a, well, more appealing way. Like Fox does:

I forgot that it was Chinese New Year yesterday. It’s the year of the Dog don’t you know.
Fook all interesting has happened in the last few days, but this news story did made me larf. The Princess of Where? Whoops.
I did tweak the blog look slightly over the weekend. Whaddaya reckon? I took that lightning pic! Oooh get me.
Saw Harry Potter on Monday night. Quite entertaining, even though I’d completely forgotten what had happened in the previous films. There’s a few funny moments, but otherwise, it’s very dark. Can’t remember their names, but some of the chicks dressed in blue are quite fit too. Woohoo! Check it out! 8/10.
Oh, I never knew they said “Piss off” in HP! Shocking.
It’s that time of year when people with no taste ‘Barry up’ their houses, but this is quite impressive!