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		<title>Tesco in the film-making business?</title>
		<link>http://blog.alism.com/tesco-in-the-film-making-business/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>C</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So according to BBC News website, Tesco are apparently moving into the movie business. Are there any pies left that they won&#8217;t try and stick their finger into?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So according to BBC News website, <a title="Tesco Movies" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8478414.stm" target="_blank">Tesco</a> are apparently moving into the movie business.</p>
<p>Are there any pies left that they won&#8217;t try and stick their finger into?</p>
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<div id="attachment_2385" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-2385" title="Tesco Value Movies - Bet they'll have Ricky Gervais and Ben Stiller in." src="http://blog.alism.com/wp-content/2010/01/tesco-dvd.jpg" alt="Tesco Value Movies - Bet they'll have Ricky Gervais and Ben Stiller in." width="600" height="612" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Tesco Value Movies - Bet they&#39;ll have Ricky Gervais and Ben Stiller in.</p></div>
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		<title>Virgin Complaint Letter</title>
		<link>http://blog.alism.com/virgin-complaint-letter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>C</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You might&#8217;ve already seen the Virgin complaint letter floating around via email, or perhaps you&#8217;ve watched this report on the BBC News website. But on the off chance you&#8217;ve not seen the letter yet, it&#8217;s definitely worth spending 10 minutes of your time reading it. You&#8217;ll find it published in full on the Telegraph website, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_1416" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-1416" title="Virgin Complaint Letter" src="http://blog.alism.com/wp-content/2009/01/virgin-complaint-letter.jpg" alt="That Virgin ad currently on telly." width="600" height="339" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Good excuse to post a picture from that Virgin ad currently on telly, eh.</p></div>
<p>You might&#8217;ve already seen the Virgin complaint letter floating around via email, or perhaps you&#8217;ve watched this report on the <a title="bbc news" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7859422.stm" target="_blank">BBC News</a> website. But on the off chance you&#8217;ve not seen the letter yet, it&#8217;s definitely worth spending 10 minutes of your time reading it. You&#8217;ll find it published in full on the <a title="Virgin Complaint Letter" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html" target="_blank">Telegraph website</a>, complete with pictures.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s custard Richard, custard!</p>
<p>Haven&#8217;t laughed so much in ages! Brilliant.</p>
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		<title>Google&#8217;s New Favicon</title>
		<link>http://blog.alism.com/googles-new-favicon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:25:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>C</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For years and years, Google&#8217;s Favicon (the little graphic you see next to the address bar in a web browser), looked like this: then in June 2008, they changed it to this: A few days ago, Google changed it once again, so it now looks like this: Now is it just me, or does that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1338" title="Google Favicon in the address bar" src="http://blog.alism.com/wp-content/2009/01/google-favicon-address-bar.jpg" alt="Google Favicon in the address bar" width="600" height="36" /></p>
<p>For years and years, Google&#8217;s Favicon (the little graphic you see next to the address bar in a web browser), looked like this: <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1333" style="border: 0pt none; margin: 0px;" title="Original Google Favicon" src="http://blog.alism.com/wp-content/2009/01/google-favicon-1.jpg" alt="Original Google Favicon" width="16" height="16" /> then in <a title="Google Favicon June 2008" href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/one-fish-two-fish-red-fish-blue-fish.html" target="_blank">June 2008</a>, they changed it to this: <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1334" style="border: 0pt none; margin: 0px;" title="Second Google Favicon" src="http://blog.alism.com/wp-content/2009/01/google-favicon-2.jpg" alt="Second Google Favicon" width="16" height="16" /></p>
<p>A <a title="Google's New Favicon" href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/01/googles-new-favicon.html" target="_blank">few days</a> ago, Google changed it once again, so it now looks like this: <img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1335" style="border: 0pt none; margin: 0px;" title="New Google Favicon" src="http://blog.alism.com/wp-content/2009/01/google-favicon-3.jpg" alt="New Google Favicon" width="16" height="16" /></p>
<p>Now is it just me, or does that new Favicon: <img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1335" style="border: 0pt none; margin: 0px;" title="New Google Favicon" src="http://blog.alism.com/wp-content/2009/01/google-favicon-3.jpg" alt="New Google Favicon" width="16" height="16" /> remind you of this&#8230;?</p>
<p><span id="more-1332"></span><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1336" title="kelloggs-corn-flakes-logo" src="http://blog.alism.com/wp-content/2009/01/kelloggs-corn-flakes-logo.jpg" alt="kelloggs-corn-flakes-logo" width="129" height="117" /> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1337" title="kelloggs-logo" src="http://blog.alism.com/wp-content/2009/01/kelloggs-logo.jpg" alt="kelloggs-logo" width="156" height="117" /></p>
<p>Every time I look at that now, I&#8217;m going to fancy a bowl of Corn Flakes!</p>
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		<title>Funniest Name in the World</title>
		<link>http://blog.alism.com/funniest-name-in-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>C</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there was an award for the funniest, (real) name in the world, who would you nominate? Surely this poor guy should be in with a shout?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If there was an award for the funniest, (real) name in the world, who would you nominate?</p>
<p>Surely <a title="bad name" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7786909.stm" target="_blank">this poor guy</a> should be in with a shout?</p>
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		<title>Text 85588 Advert</title>
		<link>http://blog.alism.com/text-85588-advert/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.alism.com/text-85588-advert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>C</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So what&#8217;s the tackiest, most laughable, lowest budget ad on telly at the moment? My vote goes for this one&#8230; (video now fixed) &#8230;the 85588 advert. Now you might want to be very slightly careful here if you&#8217;re at work&#8230; 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So what&#8217;s the tackiest, most laughable, lowest budget ad on telly at the moment?</p>
<p>My vote goes for this one&#8230;</p>
<p>(video now fixed)</p>
<p><span id="more-493"></span></p>
<p>&#8230;the 85588 advert. Now you might want to be very <em>slightly</em> careful here if you&#8217;re at work&#8230;</p>

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<p>Comically bad!!</p>
<p><strong>Little known, sort of related, bonus factoid:</strong><br />
For years I&#8217;ve thought these text-chat companies (that advertise around the same time that you&#8217;d see the one above) have legions of ugly, hairy legged trollops replying to all their messages, but <a title="Natachata" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natachata" target="_blank">how things have moved on</a>&#8230;</p>
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