For the last month or so, I’ve been working for a company that sells pensions, ISA’s and other similar products. It doesn’t sound very interesting does it? Well, yer right. It’s not.

In fact, it’s beyond boring. I’m not a person who finds investment funds exciting. I couldn’t really give a monkey’s about unbalanced portfolios and I have very little interest discussing the differences between PEPs, SIPPs and anything else that’s been abbreviated in the financial world. But that’s temping I guess. You have to expect dull jobs.

Keeley HazellThe weeks of total boredom have however inspired me to go out hunting again for a job I actually want to do. It’s not an easy task. Let’s face it, you don’t find many full time ‘Keeley Bra Adjustment Supervisor’ jobs advertised.

Now you may think that this is all just a pointless load of waffle and a poor excuse to ogle Keeley, but I am actually going somewhere with this.

So we’ll move swiftly on after a quick gawp…

Anyway, only one job has grabbed me in my recent search and after two very stressful interviews, I was quite shocked today when I found out I’d actually bagged that bad boy. Woohoo! Go me!

I’m sure yer itching to find out more..! Well, I’m going to be managing and marketing a sports equipment website. Mainly trying to improve the site for users and trying to make it more visible on search engines like Google. There’s also the small matter of marketing it to increase the traffic and sales.

It’s going to be a huge challenge and I’m actually really looking forward to it. As a bit of a bonus, it’s also only a five minute drive from my house!

Get in!!! Operation Zimmer: Phase One Complete!

…oh, and I’ll leave you to ponder the awful three-way post title pun!

Comments on: "Back of the ‘net!" (2)

  1. Dude well done, that job sounds right up your street. Yeah ok so it’s not in the same league as Keeley Bra Adjustment Supervisor but hey its about as close as people like me and you are every likely to come.
    Let me know the website address and I will happily advertise it to the two other people who read my website!!! Actually on a serious note you might try signing the business up with a myspace account or something, get the people on the net to do your advertising for you.
    Once again a big congrates, its about time you got a real job and I always thought you would end up doing something in web development…admittedly I thought you would be running a porn site but hey this is close enough.
    It’s only a few short months until my own Operation Zimmer starts so I guess I should start scowering the internet for cool jobs of my own. Now if you don’t mind I am going to go back to oggling the Keeley picture for a while.
    nice one bud
    @

  2. Cheers dude!

    Not sure what Operation Zimmer Phase II will involve yet though.

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