Dec
1
2005
Arse Candles!
Posted in General
The landlady has put the rent up by £50 a month. When I saw a handwritten envelope I thought it was a Chrimbo card. Nope - she didn’t even have the balls to actually tell me in person. What a cow! Great timing, eh.
Oh, I could’ve sworn someone once said to me that alcohol and painkillers don’t mix…? Guess no-one in Tesco heard that.
